sunday sunday sunday!

I was presented with the task of writing a "radio announcement" for the catholic reformation in my AP euro class...here what i have so far-->

{ SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! That's right folks wanna get rid of all your Saturday night sins?well come on down to confess to your very own completely celibate priests! All celibate, all the time...Feast your eyes on the back of old men who are preaching what should be your everyday routine in a language you cant understand! Scared of going to hell? noooo problem, just donate to our new big ass church and your time in purgatory can be reduced up to 2 MILLION YEARS! don't have much money, that's okay because you can be approved! do some good deeds and let the pope know! the new and reformed church is, well its basically strict as hell and if you don't listen to us, well have the Jesuits come down and rape and pillage your skinny serf asses! Just A Reminder: Just because the renaissance happens doesn't mean your a better person! over and out.-the pope a.k.a jesus's chosen one a.k.a not you so BOW DOWN}

ohhh homework, its funny how I can sit around all day sunday and think about doing you..

[sidenote,howwierdwoulditbetoactuallyhavesexwithyourhwmmmmm...anatomyanyone?]

 I went to the Butera-Smith household yesterday...watched a little football, spent a little too much time in bed OH WAIT you canot spend too much time in bed. my bad.

Yeah so pretty much, that kid is amazing, and instead of thanking god 

(shit it mean GOD, this whole purgatory thing has got me on my knees, [sidenote:its funny that i should use THAT expression seeing that yesterday i WAS haha oh shit i need to stop these sidenotes]...)

Where was i? ohh yeah so remember how last week i thanked GOD, so this week without meaning to, while he was on top of me and had ahem, acomplished the goal every man should sometime in a highschool girls life... 

i for some reason whispered

"only me and God know how i feel right now"

{the reason i am telling you this reader is because if i tried to explain how i felt, hmm see you can just buy that kind of porn at airport bookstores}

 So im trying to conve my feeling through the expression i used yesterday, i hope thats good enough for ya, 

its about all i could come up with....

sidenote: im so sorry for the lack of actual content of my last couple of blogs, im really trying here and will do my best to step it up a notch.