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Basically, my blog is legit.

Monday, September 22, 2008

so, well im not one to "name names"



I really feel like there isnt a WHOLE lot to be said on this matter in fact, i think im just going to be super duper mature about it, i mean come on, were all adults here

>seriosuslyitsnotlikeithinkheshouldhavetostickhisbarehandintoavatofboilingoilfortherestofeternityreachingforforgivenessfromu

i mean, people make mistakes and can all relate, there is a first time for everything, why not a first time for intense forgiveness?

>yeahlikethefirsttimeyouhavesexwithsomeoneinanastyhottubwheneverhethinksbackto"thenightheosthisv-card"hewillthinkoftheimenseassheisandtheavoidablepainfullhurthecausedyou

so, im not going to appease my intense desire to have a couple of friends knock on his door, sack tap the shit our of him, stan dover his poor read hed when he is convulsioning in pain, point ad simply say.. "YOU KNOW WHY"


>i mean, thats just ridiculous.he should be shamed enough when he has to watch the throng of men fight over that amazing woman, like some sort of sick un-aired planet earth waterbufalo at the drinking hole special...

>he's going to cry when he see's her rock hard ass, shifting its weight form left to right as she bounces up to the locker which he will regret placing next to something so spectacularly beautifull for the next 9 months of his sad puny little life.

> If i were not being mature and calm i might even venture on to say that its the biggest joke of all eternity that he could ever dream of hooking someone as amazing, well watch out freshman sluts.. HERREEE COMES A REDHEAD!!



Look i know there were high expectations of how mean i would be in this blog, im sorry to dissapoint....i guess, well readers,
i guess i may have just turned over a new leaf.

lovelovelove.

1 comment:

Launchpad Johnson said...

Ahahahaha, hardest i've laughed all day long.

This is officially my bible.
I really don't know what else to say but AMEN.

And I love you, so much, you are my rock. I don't know if you understand how much that means.