ultimate...
Im going to KICK ass my friends, tomorrow is wed. im gonna get up at SIX in the mo'fuckin morning...im gonna go down to the Y an im going to show that fucking treadmill who's boss.
im going to be chiseled...and quick as a, well FOX (im not creating this blog for two specific people or anything..)
speaking of which...im horny again, jesus what is wrong WITH ME?
oh and speaking of jesus, today i learned that there was this dude named martin luther, who like you know... ISNT THE MARTIN LUTHER YOUR THINKING OF!!! yeah ifucking know! i was like dude, history? please i mean its not like your shitty number dates arent hard enough to memorize now you have to throw like twelve hundred dudes with the same fucking name at me too?
its like.."yeah dude totally did you hear about rosa parks?"..."oh you mean that chick who woulden't get off the bus?"....."no man, the OTHER rosa parks the one who INVENTED COMMUNISM".. and im like jiggaaa whaaaa?
i mean really lets get original here people..
oh and speaking of buses, rode one of those home today..haha i feel like sentence is just funny and i sorta want to allow you reader to justpaint yourself a lil picture..wait for it...yeah, no your right that woman is taking up TWO seats not one, i know i thought it was funny too...
SPEAKING OF WOMEN.
my ass is going to be rock hard...
and well speaking of hard, well umm i dont really have a connection, but i havent got much sleep lately and well since tomorrow IS a latestart...
okay so i will MOST DEFF work out next wed....
new leaf people, new fucking leaf.
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Even though you said you didn't like it, I laughed all the way through. And baby I saw you pullin an ellis today and you have a niiiiice bod so don't fret too much about "chiseling" and what not.
love
-the other rosa parks
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