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Thursday, September 25, 2008

he's my +1

reservations. who will be your "plus one"
 well readers today i ACTUALLY have one,his name is, Bob Cat.
We have a project today, its the rare phenom known as the south eugene high school freshman boy.
 (oh you know those things that stare at your chest, or in Bob's case, his crotch)
There is one sitting next to me right now and im not quite sure how to approach this, it is a little difficult seeing as whilst i am typing this my partner and plus one is trying to take a creepy snapshot with his less than worthy flip phone.
freshman#1(female specimen) marika jaeger:
hahah this chick is hilarious! she's scared shitless right now.I would like to write what she's saying but its sorta boring. She has been dating this kid, he's asian has braces and is looking reallly unconfortable right now. Her boyfriend just called me a stoner.
and now they are going judje us:
me: ,outgoing  preppy.
noah:skater,breakdancer
joe:drama kid, in the glee club
megan:merit scholar, genius,smart person
rowan:slacker,listens to rock and roll or punk.
 These two freshman are dating and they are adorable...they dont kiss much and thier parents dont know, im glad in not in their place but at the same time i envy thier virginity..not sexual of course..

-Bob Cat :
I'm not a drama kid. He won't let this go.
He sees me beat up Rowan, that doesn't matter? What. I'm not tough enough?
Then this random girl shows up and suddenly Nolan is up for grabs? Readers: I can't blog, but I'm pissed. Signing off,
I'm never going to come back. Once a reader, always a reader.
On that note, once a cheater always a cheater? Maybe not, but once a cheater, never coming back. Girl power.


2 comments:

Launchpad Johnson said...

Not going to lie, didn't actually understand a lot of that...oh wow, I just re-read it, it makes sense.
Bob Cat? You guys are so weird.
BOBCAT+NOLAN4LYFE.

i like the new additions with color and such, ur gettin s0 clev bl0gg3r gurl!!!

I also love the ending, heh, shout out to that.
"once a cheater always a cheater? Maybe not, but once a cheater, never coming back."

a certain someone that we know and love really really needs to hear that

foxruse said...

O geez.
Ellen should stick to writing her own blogs, and not invite others.

I love these Freshman, your idea was brilliant, with the yearbook persona.

I legit have a crush on that nalon.
Oops.


AND yeah 'certain someone' has to hear that.

Yes.


He.

Does.