i feel bad, i really truly wish i had the time energy or confidence to try and wow the blogging world with my silly nothings thoughtfull words and thoughtless insults...
well, mexico is the game and the rules are only those that apply to the individual.
gringa, mexican, hot, cold.
big blind, small blind, in poker its a sure win.
big blind, your in... theres not much you can do.. up the anty, raise the stakes kick so fucking ass.
small blind. are ou really gonna fold when your already half way into a perfeclty decent game...?
the answer is no folks. If your already halfway, whats a couple of chips, a couple of kisses, throw yourself out there... fucking call that bet.
how do i win at poker?
honestly?
do you really want to know?
am i just a fantasic conwoman, bluffing my way to table full of loveletters, kisses, flowers, and promises all showering off of the table in some horrific display of material affection..
nope.
you ready for the secret..?
OH COME ON
Poker is a game of chance, texas hold em' is a fool's game.
win lose bet raise call check, fuck, hard
live, LOSE, raise that fucking anty.
kisses here and there, and a bif FUCKing pot..
yeah i said it.
are there buy ins?
hmm well lets see, if you fuck up, lose, and want back in?
well then i guess it just depends on the people you are playing with.
me? not too hot on buy ins, but hey if he's got big chips and a rock hard ass.
then yes kind sir. show me whatchya got.
I have learned that in poker i take no pleasure in beating the unexperienced
maybe a little in the big timers.
so yeah pretty much my point is.
as of this point.
he has all the chips
i have absolutely NO intention of losing..
pocket aces.
straight flush.
an eyefuck away.
whatever.
ha
yeah you know.
I'm All In.
